DISCLAIMER: I HAVE TO START CLARIFYING THAT I DO NOT LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN IN YOUR CAR DRIVERS TO SPEED FREAKS ... . IS A DANGER FOR THE DRIVER FOR WHICH CROSS IN YOUR WAY.
LOLAMÓVIL WHILE DRIVING IN MY CITY ........ VOY A MODERATE SPEED 50 to 60 MPH ....... AND I'M ON THE ROAD WHEN YOU GIVE UP TO 90 MPH.
PLEASE RESPECT THE TRAFFIC LAWS .
Last Friday I had to make a lightning trip to OLON
TRAVEL AS NO ONE LIKE ME CALL MY MECHANIC Abelito and asked if EPHRAIM, one of his assistants, could accompany me.
-IS HEARD BY PHONE:
. "OYE EPHRAIM .. you go with DONA LOLA BEACH? ... In the afternoon return"
.............. WHEN?
- "NOW"
.............. AS GOOD!
SPENT GATHERING Ephraim. HAVE 38 YEARS, MARRIED, BUT MAINLY VERY GOOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ALWAYS ROCK MUSIC WHEN WE ARE TALKING TO CARRY THE WORKSHOP LOLAMÓVIL Abelito.
headed for the ROAD ..... ME WITH MY FULL LOADING MUSIC CDs ... ... ..... BACAN SPENT ALL THE CROSSING OF PROGRESS AND I TELL EPHRAIM:
"BURN THIS CD YESTERDAY WITH SOME SONGS THAT DO NOT find it anywhere .... LISTEN."
1) "BABY IT'S YOU THE BEATLES "......
2)" GREEN EYED LADY "SUGARLOAF
3)" CUZ I LUV YA "..... <-----GRACIAS A SLADE VOODOO CHILE BLOGS AND ALL ROCKERS
NORMAL ... A 80 / 90 MPH IN A VERY GOOD ROAD maximum speed is 100 KPH .... FEW CARS ON THE ROAD .... NOT SEASON. FRIDAY ... AT NOON.
THAT CAME TO THE FOURTH SONG ... AND REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHY THAT WAS INCLUDED IN SELECTION: "HIGHWAY STAR DEEP PURPLE.
TUNCHUNTUNCHUNCHUNCHUN !!!!!! Upload ..............."
!!"...... LOLA EPHRAIM TOLD ME. FULL
....... AND SINGING VOLUME TWO:
"I love it and I need it
I bleed it yeah its a wild hurricane Alright
hold tight
'M A HIGHWAY STAAAAAAAAAAAAAR "
AND TAKING YO ... A 2 km STRAIGHT FROM MY CAR .. NO A LA VISTA FRUMMMMMMMMMMMMM ..... ..... .... step on the gas
FRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ... juas juas.
OF EPHRAIM AND CRAZY encouraged me: "ESOOOOOOO!" .... And his big head MOVING TO THE BEAT ... ... juas juas juas juas
.. "LOLA AVÍSPATE ... .. THERE WAS HIDDEN BEHIND THE RADAR GUN"
- --------------- VESAHUEVADA!, TALK SERIOUS !!... Reduce speed to 80 ... A CURVE AND OTHER STRAIGHT WHERE saw a patrol car about 100 meters. ... told me to STOP WITH THE RED CONITE.
THREE OFFICERS WERE TO ME ABOUT ... UNO Y ME DICE:
"Good afternoon ladies ... YOUR PAPERS PLEASE"
------------------- GLADLY OFFICIAL ... ... And gave him the ROLL OF TOILET PAPER WITH YOU ALWAYS TOOK MY SEAT.
THE OFFICER ME SMILE AND RETURN IT: YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE "
THE OTHER TWO WERE AN OFFICIAL OF LAUGHTER .... juas Charge juas.
I got out of LOLAMÓVIL ... NO SHOES ... I kept looking at me smiling TOP - DOWN ...." .. BE MY OFFICIAL REGISTRATION, LICENSE AND SOAT "
-" LA LET'S GO HAVE TO QUOTE FOR A 115 IN A ZONE MAXIMUM OF 100 "
--------------- NOOOOO ... I swear I WAS GOING TO 120.
-" hehehe .. YA GO? That is not allowed "...." ehhhh .... THE LORD IS YOUR SPOUSE? "--------------
Noooooo ... IS MY MECHANIC IS ...... I'm afraid SOLITA TRAVEL AND STAY DAMAGED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ... MALITO NOT .... I promise and I swear I DO NOT LIKE TO RUN .... IS THAT WE WERE TESTING THE FIFTH STRAIGHT SPEED ON THAT .... AND THERE .... EVEN IF TRAFFIC? ... forgive me?
stared BETWEEN THE THREE ... RETURNED TO ME WITH YOUR LOOKING FOR FEMALE MATADOR ...... smile CHIEF PATROL He spoke to me And he said: "PRETTY LADY FOR THIS TIME WE WILL FORGIVE .. BUT REMEMBER NOT TO EXCEED the speed limit"
----- THANK YOU THANK YOU .... ARE SOME LOVE! ... I gave them a kiss on the cheek at three and LOLAMÓVIL MOVING BACK TO MY HIPS.
.. Efrain said: "YOU ARE THE BATTERIES LOLA .. ATE THE STORY, JAJAJAJAJA.
........................ ........... NOOOOOOOOOOOO told them the truth! WELL, THAT WAS NOT TOLD THEM SO THE SONG OF DEEP PURPLE VAMOOOOOOOONOSSSSSSS .... but still ...!
...... AND DALE WITH THE MUSIC!! Juas juas.
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