I know it sounds a mouthful THE TITLE, BUT NOW DISCOVER THE REASON.
the early morning SUNDAY WAS ASLEEP WHEN PLACIDE screams woke me up:
--- ".. TY TY TY ... WAKE UP ... ... AUNT!"
- ---------- WHAT ABOUT CORN? SCARED HALF RESPONDED.
--- "AL GUATANEGUI GUATANEGUI ..... ..... YOU CAME TO OTHER CARAPACE!"
MILLET ................ WHAT SPEAKS?
GUATANEGUI ...." THE SHELL IS ANOTHER! COME LOOK !
THE BALCONY Almost naked I rushed to see what happened WITH MY GUATANEGUI.
TWO MONTHS AGO A FRIEND OF THE BARRIO, Wach, who lives two blocks from my house me A SNAIL OF MORE OR LESS THAN TEN INCHES.
TOLD ME: "LOLA FOR YOU ..... YOU WILL GET THIS BEAUTY .... THE BABA CARACOL SNAIL IS GOOD FOR WRINKLES"
-------- CONCEHETUMA OYE .. .... What do you mean? VETUCA AM ...... Get WRINKLES BUT NOT BY YOUR SNAIL ..... LOLITA
...." NOT ANGRY ..... SO IT WILL GIVE YOU ... TO KEEP ALL THIS FRESHNESS HAS NOT SEEN THE PROPAGANDA?
-------- -ESO HMMM .... ANOTHER THING BUT NO SUCH ANIMAL BITE? ... DO NOT KNOW, I'm afraid.
...." PUT Manito, SAW? DO NOTHING. "
---------- THIS ICE THE Son of a bitch, ES slug AGHHHH, juas juas IS WELL .. IT TOOK ME ... THANKS Wach.
...." LOLITA ANYTHING, WE HAVE HERE IN MY HOUSE AS 20 snails, MY SON IS DOING A NURSERY, feed him lettuce leaves of those guys ANY FORM AND HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BOTH SEXES .. JAJAJA "
THAT DAY I went with my snail HOME ..... my uncles, my nieces and my nephews ALL CHILDREN WITH CURIOSITY FOR THE SNAIL THAT WAS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
--- "AUNTIE .. I CAN TAKE?
- "PRETTY AUNT"
- "LOLA AND WHERE YOU GOING TO PUT? DOWN IN THE GARDEN TO THE DOGS YOU CAN EAT"
- "is male or female?"
- "AUNT .. YOU GOING TO PUT NAME?" --------
.... HMMM .. I KNOW ME LIVE IN THE PENTHOUSE .. I WILL PUT IN THE FLOWER AROUND THE BALCONY AND IS GOING TO CALL GUATANEGUI!
... "GUATANEGUI?" ALL RESPONDENTS
--------- SI, as the song said SNAIL SOUP THAT YOU DANCE Chiquita. Been there?
- "JA JAJA .. IF AUNT'S FULL NAME"
.... THIS SUNDAY AT THE BALCONY AND WATCH THE SHOW .... Almost naked.
GUATANEGUI Whatever happened to? I, half asleep.
--- "VISIT AUNT? ANOTHER HAS GONE CARAPACE"
---------- MILLET ..... NO SNAIL IS ANOTHER .. BUT HOW THAT CAME HERE Son of a bitch?
... "EA TIA OS are tied AS THE DOGS?
------------ IF MILLET Bring .. LEAVE THE CYBER FAST IS NEXT TO THE COMPUTER.
--- "THE QUÉEEEEEE
????" ------------ CAMERA! IF IT SEEMS Dummy, CORRAAAA.
entire family and was on the balcony, we are new ....
.. "ESA GUT MIRA LOLA WHITE ARE UNITED BY THE HEAD AND IT SEEMS YOU OUT OF THE EYES"
.. "is supposed hermaphrodites"
- " AND WHICH OF THE TWO IS THE GUATANEGUI? " SI
UNCLE .... I also ask the same question, the two are just the same.
CLICK, CLICK, TAKING AND TAKING PICTURES.
- "LOLA PUT UP SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE ALL THOSE FROGS SEEING BEYOND DOWN IN THE STREET ------
LOOKING SAPOS CONCHADESU
..??? YA UNCLE, BUT I AM GOING TO WEAR MONITOR TO THAT RAP.
took several pictures
UP to peel off .... DO NOT KNOW IF THE FLASH PANIC .. ONE OF THE SHELLS YOU Shrunk the tummy .... juas juas PHOTO LOOK DOWN THE SPIRAL OF THE RIGHT, UP IN THE HEAD SIDE RIGHT
Then he gave LEONA A TREMENDOUS and devour the leaves as if they had not eaten in YEARS.
YOU PUT THE NAME "CONSUPE" BUT NOT THE OTHER SNAIL know which is which. ...
ME METI A INTERNET TO FIND OUT ABOUT MY SNAILS.
AFTER GOOGLE "Apparitions of the Snails", I found a CHEVERE MUUUUUUY BLOG:
KAGOENTODOLOQUESEMENEA
accurately described THERE ALL YOU HAD SEEN.
YESTERDAY I thanked the blog author and I TOLD HIM WOULD GIVE YOUR CREDIT.
I have left with many questions:
* WHAT IS MY GUATANEGUI?
* WHO MADE OF MALE? BUT
intrigued me: Chucho ARRIVED ..... THE "CONSUPE" MY PENTHOUSE?
I LIVE IN A TERRACE IN A HOUSE OF TWO PLANTS.
THE NEAREST VIVE CARACOL TWO BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE ... WILL climbed the outside wall? ALREADY HAD TWO MONTHS "WALK" TO GET WHERE YOUR LOVED?
WACH ME SAYS THE CHILD SOLD SNAILS ONE MONTH AGO ... BUT SOME MAY HAVE LEAKED.
NATURE THINGS THAT ..... IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY ... TO TALK NOW .... juas juas.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
EIGHT DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE THAT LOVE MEETING DOCUMENTED. TODAY MONDAY
25 MAY, I WAS READY TO GO TO THE PENINSULA, WHEN I SEE THE BANDIT OF CONSUPE DRAGGING DOWN BY THE WALL IN ATTITUDE OF LEAK. AND WAS A 50 CM S OF THE GROUND FLOOR.
just like MANY MEN / WOMEN ASK THE TEST OF LOVE AND THEN FLEE ... juas juas HAS BEEN A POOR
CONSUPE Son of a bitch! Juas juas GUATANEGUI
MI was alone in THE FLOWER OF MY PENTHOUSE.
LEAVE TO LEAVE AND DO NOT CALL! Juas juas
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